Why yes, I am wearing my bicycle pants to the office…and hiking…and camping…A review of Bluff Works adventure-ready pants

You know those guys who go a year without breaking a sweat? Youve seen them walking, bellies a swingin, from one boring meeting to the next in some sprawling city where people get lost in thoughts about whether there is more to life than this. Well, unfortunately, you can do that in these pants if you want, and nobody would give you a second look. But if thats all youre going to do, you might as well go to the mall. Tell it hi for me. Ill be the one on my bike sprinting, braking, glancing over my shoulder, cursing, laughing, forgiving drivers, hoping they forgive me, and fighting for my little place in rush hour traffic.

I have a confession to make: I dont much care about looking swanky. In fact, as a wilderness guide I get a secret satisfaction from watching my clients learn why. Maybe one of my clients ripped his Tommy vest on an Ocotillo thorn. Maybe his wife dropped her Coach purse in the mud at camp. Regardless, I love witnessing that moment when people realize their possessions should do more than advertise the fact that they spent a lot of money at the store a celebrity was paid to recommend.

The truth is, these Bluff Works slim-fittin trousers earn me all the love and respect that I couldnt care less about from folks who spend their mornings tying uncomfortable double windsor cloths around their professional necks. But heres the kicker: Underneath this charcoal-colored layer of relatively preppy pants, I have no problem maintaining spandex svelteness when necessary, not unlike you ladies who get a rush from wearing red thongs under your business suits. I feel like an off-duty superhero with an exciting secret.

Those are some classy looking slacks

Maybe youve heard about the guy who tried to marry his car. How romantic. Well, I cant say I am enough of a buster to marry a piece of Bluff Works clothing, but I do recommend getting in their pants. They are simultaneously professional, athletic, attractive, and durable as a mother. During this review I did days of off-trail backpacking in the Grand Canyon, brushing up against spiny plants and climbing 40-grit sandstone without issue. I slept in them, woke up in them, rode my bike to meetings without changing clothes, and even went on a real life mountain bike ride in them. After a few days, they smelled like a sweaty campfire but looked like a million bucks. Yup, these are either the nicest looking athletic pants or the toughest fancypants I have ever worn.

Bluff Works in action

Here are some details that normally wouldnt matter much to me, but add up to give me my new favorite pair o pantalones:

1) Lighweight, breathable, quick-drying material that seriously doesnt wrinkle.

2) A couple of optional zipper pockets. Keep the pocket-within-a-pocket zipped for one normal pocket, or unzip for a second pocket that can hold wily thangs more securely than Jesus tomb.

3) Quite simply a comfortable, ridiculously good looking fit.

Bluffin’ in the Grand Canyon

4) Strong stitching and darn durable material. None of those buttons you see on other pants that are just held on by two threads. This is a strong, metal button. Same with the zipper. Real pants made to last in a made-to-break society? Rebels.

5) Theres just something about them. My new favorite hiking pants are also my new favorite meeting pants.

I know Im just a random writer/rider to you. I know you have very little reason to trust what I say. So, heres my story: I ride like theres no tomorrow and I may even be one of those big-dreaming cyclists who thinks bikes can help play a part in ensuring there is a tomorrow. Magical qualities, indeed. I could hardly care less about the fancy factor of the clothes I wear, because Im probably going to destroy them soon anyway. Thats what my clothes are forliving. The more extravagant the clothes, the more they hold me back in the ways that matter most to me. But these pants? I love these pants. Twofers. Suddenly I care about my clothes.

Built for Play

Never have I reviewed an item and immediately gone out to buy another of the thing Im reviewing, but this time thats exactly what is about to happen.

Samuel HaglerSamuel Hagler is a returned Peace Corps volunteer and founder of the Ride for Good Foundation. He is a master’s candidate studying Bicycle Activism in the M.A. Sustainable Communities program at Northern Arizona University, and enjoys mountain biking, commuting, and traveling the world by bicycle.

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